The halo around the sun…
Comrade Nyanda has not been fired as Minister of Coms. You cannot fire a comrade – you redeploy a comrade. Com Nyanda has simply being reassigned by our Singing Leader to Executive Producer of the arms-deal financed movie, Long walk to Freedom. The production requires a military mind to ensure no one finds it ironic that a post-liberation, crooked deal is being used to finance a pre-liberation film about our struggle against moral corruption. Clearly the ruling sushi party has a PR plan and believe using dirty money to make a movie about our Greatest Comrade will make them seem innocent of any charges. An equally confusing conundrum is which Madiba biography does one believe, since there are now two?
Clearly comrades, the recent circle around the sun was a bad omen. It showed the light trapped inside a ring. Those outside the inner political laager are already engaging in things unpatriotic. Cosatu’s recent MDC style traitorous act of holding a meeting about corruption, to address corruption, without inviting any corrupt politicians to attend is just not cricket. The sushi eaters, not unlike Zanu PF, would now have us all believe Cosatu is an unAfrican and anti-liberation political party. Another equally counter revolutionary act is the act of laughter. Watch, to twit may soon become an act of treason.
Most perplexing is why so many settlers want to take on Julius’s identity via the phone? Where will this country go if Comrade Trash + Tender is imitated in this irresponsible way? Perhaps those in the inner circle (yes I also worry about the fish) are correct to say Twitter must also die. Since by hook or by crook we now have the arms, invading and destroying America, where the evil Twitter hides, is perhaps in the best interests for internal security. Voters cannot be allowed to get any funny ideas and use their phones like terrorists – this is not China, yet. There can only be one Julius. Pop Idols made this political point quite clear when it proved there is only one Elvis.
As Mbeki once said, there is no crisis. This is just a situation where a self-appointed and self-proclaimed struggle royalty have decreed they will rule over us till the end of time, to ensure the upliftment of the poor. To show our loyalty, we should all burn our cell phones, like we once burned our dompass. All ridiculing of the young Mussolini must stop. He is simply trying to ferment the racial hatred the sushi party requires him to spread, in order to deflect attention away form why Cosatu did not invite them to its anti-corruption caucus.
On the subject of ama-cockroach, I fear the Fat Roman will now label our Deputy President a mampara. What was Com Motlante thinking, defending the dignity of the DA madam? It is an indirect insult to our Singing Leader to question Julius calling uHelen a Tutsi. On the fateful day, just after Julius labelled all opposition to him becoming the next Mugabe as a pestilence, our Singing Leader then preceded to sing his usual pest eradicate song. Put simply, to censure the hate speech of Comrade Liberator is an act of ridiculing the Singing Leader’s song. Who does Com Motlante think he is, Randall?
Eish comrades, I worry what might happen when the airways are nationalised… Perhaps the circle around the sun is telling us to vuka or soon we’ll all, black and white this time, be on a very quick walk to Zimbabwe.
Comrade Confuciass.
